83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It

Dating! It's full of pitfalls: like being falsely accused of rape or being murdered by a sicko with a dark sense of humor.  Pick your poison. Or FT.

Comedian Carlos Herrera is our Guest Judge and determines the "FT of the Week"!

Plus:  a 15-step program for addiction!

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• List of the Guest Judges & their episodes here!

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Find Carlos Herrera on Twitter (@cjherrera)
• And on Facebook 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Explosator", in several sketch roles. 

Info

• This week's stories: Rape is in the Eye of the Beholder..? and a WICKED Man. Plus: a compassionate plan.

Related episodes

• Last week, we learned what will bring you.... Never mind - the answer is: Drugs! It's always: Drugs. Episode 82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs. 

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• Sloan Garrett (of SloanGarrett.com for creating and voicing the "Winners ad" - music "Winners" is "Overcast: by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
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• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
• Episode 83 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

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Photo below: Glass Of Wine For Two by Vera Kratochvil

67 - Fantasy FTland

Sometimes it's difficult to figure out the right course of action.
Say you're drunk and could use a ride home - you might simply ask a driver to do you a solid - but you can pretty much ensure a ride if you claim your (non-existent) child has been kidnapped. And what if you get stood up on a date? You could confront your date and tell him he's a louse - but wouldn't your frustration be conveyed more effectively if you got him arrested for a crime he didn't commit?
Comedian John Cullen judges the weirdness and decides the "FT of the Week", and we couldn't be more thankful.
Plus: Parking lot fragrance sampling!
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Guest 

• John Cullen is on Twitter (@cullenthecomic) 
• He'll be performing at Yuk Yuks Vancouver October 11-13th. 

Info

• This week's stories: Lie to Ride, Stand up gal  
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sunshine version 2"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• He discussed a guy who lied about the KKK targetting his family - to save his marriage! On Episode 29 - Better Relationships Through Arrests and the KKK! with Alex Falcone and Ezra Fox (of "Read it and Weep").
• More episodes highlighting extreme fibbers - including tales about ghosts strangling the wife, hostage takings to avoid admitting drunkeness, and a rape to change neighborhoods - tagged as: "lies"!   
• Last week,Graham Kay decided between two unique perverts on "Episode 66 - Naked out of Consideration vs Cross-Dressing to Molest"

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