102 - Rent-to-Pawn vs. Hair Currency

Pawn a product you just rented or use your hair as currency... Which will it be? All for a crime that will, at best, net you a $125 bucks - or a free meal. And: ensure you're going to get caught because you do it on camera - or provide all your information to the victim.

That's the hallmark of a FT!

But who's the most FTed?  Thankfully, Comedian Rob Fee is provides his assessment, and his verdict on the "FT of the Week".  

Plus:  A... clean(-ish) fetish...

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Pawn Boy and Hair Guy

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101 - Idiots for Idol vs Rough and Ready Rodeo Romance

What's more insane: stabbing your partner over the outcome of American Idol or working out your relationship with a genital bitter? (And, no, this is not a repeat of the story in Episode 73. Oh, how I wish it were.) 

Forget it, they are both incomprehensible, so let's just find out who is the most FTed.  Fortunately, Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is here to contemplate - and to decide on the "FT of the Week".  

Plus:  Your manager and your lover. 

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• Bio: http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/comics/BillyWayneDavis

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: American Stabbers and Rodeo Romance

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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   
• Episode 101 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.
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Episode 63 - Fork You, I Love You and the Case of the Raving Roomie

Some people are so passionate!  This week we have a lover who forking lost it - and a man who really desired some rommate separation...
Bill Allman returns to provides his especially-legit judgement on these FTs and decides who's most deserving of the title of "FT of the week".
Plus: Let's do the mind warp (again?)!
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• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Aces High"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes.   
• I refer to the discussion of "tentacle erotica" which was on Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe with Guest Judge Tom Simmons. 
• Bill was on a pretty early episode of our show, Episode 19.
• Last week, we had some very responsible mothers battling for the FT title on Episode 62 - Ooops there goes another baby go splat - with Julian Kross. 

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Episode 54 - Double Your Pleasure with Double the Felony!

Gals, they can be a handful.  Especially when they insist on stabbing you with your decorations during a relaxing evening or setting fire to your home every time you break up.
This week we are thankful we can talk to Comedian Darcy Michael and get him to figure out our "FT of the Week".
And: joining us in the "studio" is another lovely guest,"Scarborough Dude".
Plus: A strawberry-flavored erotic story.
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• And our studio guest, "Scarborough Dude", can be found at: dicksnjanes.blogspot.ca.  

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• Stories: burning down the house gal, seashell stabber.
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Jarvic 8").  He has lots of cool royalty-free music, so check it out. 
• Want more crazy chicks? There's a lovely gal on Episode 31: "Fake Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife!" with Jay Larson. 
• Last week, we had some criminals whose violence was triggered by sexy talk and cat pee... "Episode 53 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex" - with Matt Davis. 

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Episode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity

(A quick disclaimer here: I had to do a pretty quick edit on this episode due to time-constaints - so if it's your first time listening to the podcast, try starting with, say, Episode 34, 29 or 35.)
Stab yourself repeatedly over a customer service incident? Or concoct a murder-for-money scheme that involved electrocuting a cat? If you can't envision yourself doing either, then you're bound to be as completely baffled by our competitors and their plans as we are...  
And, so, to determine our "FT of the Week", we are grateful to have Bruce M Campbell who returns to lend his brilliance and wit to the show as our Guest Judge.

Plus: we have an erotic story that is neither erotic nor a story.  What it is, however, is completely WTF?! 
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• Some other bad plans you might enjoy:  A woman who faked her rape to move to a better neighborhood (Episode 31 with Jay Larson and "The Lurker") and a man who had some unique ideas (like framing a bear) for how to murder his girlfriend (Episode 28 with Eric Fell).   

  

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Episode 32 - Steal Your Date's Car or Stab Your Anger Management Classmate?

What's the etiquette for a romantic night at the movies? How are you supposed to comport yourself when attending a class about controlling your hostility?  Whose to know?  Not these FTs. It's impossible to figure out who has less impulse control here - but fortunately we have YOU! 

****** VOTE for your "favorite" FT from this episode! (via poll, commenting on this post, Facebook, Twitter, email etc. All contact info below.) Tell us who you think should be our "FT of the Week".  And, if possible, why you think they are deserving of that honor. We'll reveal the winner - and your input - on next week's show (Episode 33).**** 
And we have an invisible man and a painful site that needs support!
Merry Christmas Y'all.  

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