96 - Alcohol Fueled Foot vs. Tech Solution!

This week's FTs are more than willing to put themselves out there (or in there): One really wishes to publicize his achievement while another decides to put his best foot forward...

We're thrilled comedians Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral are here to crown the glorious FT of the Week.

Plus: Confounding confessions!

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Jon Shefsky (Joncomedy.com) is on Twitter (@Shefsky) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Jon.Shefsky).
• Jeff Amaral is on YouTube (youtube.com/user/JeffAmaralJeffAmaral)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Status Update and Foot Solution.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the "Evening News" theme song is: "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod - and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Episode 96 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo (below) = Scared Guy by Frits Ahlefeldt

D&C Mini - April 15, 2013

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Chris Wilding joins me to discuss two very promising relationships (one with a guy infuriated by a Facebook like and another who wants his wife to participate in a very unusual threesome)  - and to read some bizarre internet finds (snake-like marital aids, sock drama and religious snake insanity).
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Chris Wilding's podcast is: The B-Quarterly Women's Social Club bqwsc.tumblr.com   
• You can find him on Facebook Facebook.com/chriswilding and the podcast at: Facebook.com/biquarterly
• He's also on Twitter: @cwild22

• Chris was on "Episode #88 - Totem Pole Killer vs. Sweet Tranny Dealer

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• Stories: Facebook Fury and Snakey Proposition.

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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

Episode 42 - When you Friend an FT, You Friend for Life

How do you right a wrong?! How will you avenge an insult as strong, as brutal, as soul-destroying as... a Facebook Unfriending?
Why, murder or arson, of course!
That is, if you're an FT.
Some baffling idiocy on display here so we are most grateful to have Eli Braden as our Guest Judge to determine our "FT of the Week".
Plus we learn how to enlarge our breasts...
And (after the outro) Eli's song: "White People Problems".

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• Eli Braden info: He's on @elibraden on Twitter and on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/elibraden) and his album: "The New King of Comedy-Based Music" is available on iTunes   
• There's more Facebook related idiocy on Episode 25 "Facebook, FTs, Faceplant" - where we learn of what happens when you don't like your husband's status or when you try to friend your victim - with the Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from "Stupid Wankers". 

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Episode 27 - Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!

Who knew FTs could be so helpful?! They’re ready to show up at your door just to check your breasts and prepared to offer you a free massage via Facebook! They’s so cuddly!
As usual, we are stumped: how can we possibly decide who will wear the FT crown this week? We are honored to have Comedian Jackie Gold as our Guest Judge to help work through our “FT of The Week” conundrum! And we have a man talking dirty confusing.
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Episode 25 - Facebook, FTs, Faceplant

Like a Facebook status - or ignore it? It's your funeral! And don't miss an opportunity: friend your burglary victim - she was smokin' cute! Facebook is the FT drug of choice this time: it makes a man do crazy things! And the only people qualified to judge this level of stupidity are the guys at Stupid Wankers! We're grateful to have Greg Vance and Ryan Downing deciding on the "FT of the Week".  Also: Monica interprets a "narrative" from a Walmart customer about his 3 hour ordeal - which takes nearly the same amount of time to read.  

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