86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO

This time we have a gal so attentive to her ex-boyfriend she even tried to take care of his mother. And another gal who was so grateful for her Christmas present, she used it right away!

Hey, when put that way, these ladies sound pretty sweet.

As usual, deciding on the "FT of the Week" is a conundrum!
So the brilliant Taylor Ketchum takes the call - and makes the call.

Plus: A cuckhold and his pride... sitting in a tree.
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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

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Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Story Info

• This week's stories: Vengeful Ex, Christmas Gift Murderer  Plus: Living in a Tree 

Related episodes

• More Stalkers in #81 - "Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady" and in #78 - "Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer"
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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Episode 86 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Phone below: Young Woman Texting by Petr Kratochvil
 

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Episode 43 - You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone

When's a good time to hit on a gal: before or after you rob her?
Think neither sounds promising? Then you are not following the FT's Way!  When you're an FT anything goes!
We're grateful to have comedian Joe Klocek as our Guest Judge to determine our most recent "FT of the Week".
Plus, we have a testimonial about some hot, fictional sex.
And, after the outro, a song ("Panty Survey") from The Weekend Pilots!  

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• The Weekend Pilots - Twitter and Facebook.  Download their self-titled album for free from their site.  
• Want to learn some more great romance techniques? Check out Episode 40 - "FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber).   

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