86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO

This time we have a gal so attentive to her ex-boyfriend she even tried to take care of his mother. And another gal who was so grateful for her Christmas present, she used it right away!

Hey, when put that way, these ladies sound pretty sweet.

As usual, deciding on the "FT of the Week" is a conundrum!
So the brilliant Taylor Ketchum takes the call - and makes the call.

Plus: A cuckhold and his pride... sitting in a tree.
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• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Taylor Ketchum is on Twitter @taylorketchum  
• And on Facebook: Facebook.com/taylor.ketchum 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Story Info

• This week's stories: Vengeful Ex, Christmas Gift Murderer  Plus: Living in a Tree 

Related episodes

• More Stalkers in #81 - "Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady" and in #78 - "Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer"
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Episode 86 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Phone below: Young Woman Texting by Petr Kratochvil
 

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Episode 59 - The Spirits Request that You Do Porn

The supernatural world can be so compelling! And their wishes so strange! You might need to strip for spirits so they can better communicate with you - or steal a baby to bring back your dead mother!
Once again we have double the fun: giving you at least two FTs in each article!  
And we are so grateful to have Comedian Paul Hooper on as this week's Guest Judge to figure this mess out and determine the "FT of the Week"!
Plus: An "erotic" story written by a Goth.
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• Paul Hooper can be found at: PaulHooperComedy.com and he's also on Facebook ( Facebook.com/paulhoopercomedy ) and on Twitter ( @PaulHooper ). 

Info

• This week's stories: Hot for Spirit, Mommy's in the Baby!   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sovereign"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• Last week, we discussed some dudes with terrible excuses... like being kidnapped and held hostage: "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" with Andrew Schulz.
• More gals falling for ridiculous scams on... "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle - and at the end of "Episode 49 - Choke Rattle and Roll!" with Caleb Bacon.

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