Monica Hamburg Presents (Now: "Pornomedy" Podcast): sandamp;m rants

About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".

And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here))

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August 17, 2012

66 - Naked out of Consideration vs Cross-Dressing to Molest

Figuring out how to truly enact your fetish isn't easy. It requires plausible excuses, excellent planning and a whole lot of whacked-outness.
Well, these FTs got one out of the three right...
We have a man who hung out in a neighbor's house naked - and a dude who dresses like an old lady to do some groping.
Sometimes pervyness and desperation are all the things you've got
and just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not.
We're grateful to have Comedian Graham Kay to decide on this week's "FT of the week"!
Plus: Zombie ranty casting notices...
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Guest

Graham Kay is at ComedyByTheGraham.com, on Twitter (@GrahamKayComedy) and Facebook (Facebook.com/graham.kay.338)
Graham's podcast is: The SportyBoyz

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This week's stories: Naked "non-robber", Cross-dressing pedophile.
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Batty McFaddin"). His site has lots of fantastic, royalty-free tunes.

Related episodes

We have a whole bunch of episodes highlighting perverts! Try #37 with Monica's Mom as the Guest Judge: "Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist"
More perverts on Episodes: 64, 59, 48, 37, 34 & 28. All those can be found under the appropriate tag of "perverts".
I reference Episode 60 which has more of the Zombie guys casting postings.
Last week, we had Jon Shefsky and Johnny Skourtis on who weighed in on some crazy pastors on "Episode 65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend".

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FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg

Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!

Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page:

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You can place your VOTE!

For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

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July 27, 2012

Episode 63 - Fork You, I Love You and the Case of the Raving Roomie

Some people are so passionate! This week we have a lover who forking lost it - and a man who really desired some rommate separation...
Bill Allman returns to provides his especially-legit judgement on these FTs and decides who's most deserving of the title of "FT of the week".
Plus: Let's do the mind warp (again?)!
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Guest

Bill Allman is rad (well, for a lawyer.. ;) He's also a writer and producer, and president of Famous Artists.

Info

This week's stories: Forking lover, Rabid roomie
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Aces High"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes.
I refer to the discussion of "tentacle erotica" which was on Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe with Guest Judge Tom Simmons.
Bill was on a pretty early episode of our show, Episode 19.
Last week, we had some very responsible mothers battling for the FT title on Episode 62 - Ooops there goes another baby go splat - with Julian Kross.

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SHOW NOTES etc. on:
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(Tell your inappropriate friends about us. They deserve it.)
SUBSCRIBE!

Rate and Review us on iTunes: a positive review for us protects from the bath salt zombie apocalypse!
If you use Stitcher Radio we are there too!
Please help us promote by sharing the show using the 1-click Facebook, Twitter and Email icons on the Stitcher app.
You can use any podcast service to subscribe, btw - feed is here).

GET MORE FT action!
We post more morons and weird content on:

Facebook.com/sandmrants

FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )

Monica Hamburg: http://about.me/monicahamburg YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg

Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!

Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page:

gplus.to/sandmrants

You can place your VOTE!

For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

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May 11, 2012

Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!

Making it on one job is next to impossible. That's why it's difficult to blame these guys for doing double (and triple-duty) - although they might have chosen their second job better. This week, we have a man who spread the word of God, the ladies legs, and killed one of his parishioners. But is he more or less of a FT than a former murder, now a politician and cheesemaker, who posts an ad trying to have some people eaten?
It's a mind-boggling choice - and that's why we're thrilled to have Sam Tripoli (of The Naughty Show) to help us crown the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Spam waxes poetic.
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Guest

Find Sam Tripoli at Samtripoli.com on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/samtripoli) and on Twitter (@SamTripoli)
"The Naughty Show" (Deathsquad.tv/?cat=22) is also Twitter (@NaughtyShow) and Facebook
"Punch Drunk" can be found at: Toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch

Other Joy

Stories: Pastor Love and Kill and Cheesy Murdering Politician
Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort ("Crooked House") From the album “MacGuffin” (iTunes) - Thank you!
Another violent FT named Love was featured on: Episode 36 - "Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back" with Matt Koff.
Last week, we had two guys who required more training on the basics of criminal escapades... Episode 51 - "Call The Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims" - with Chris Gore.

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January 6, 2012

Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!

Did you know that showing your goods to someone else can improve your life? What would you say if I told you that touching yourself would improve your vocal range? Or that using sex toys in front of your doctor would help you feel better about your body? Would you say, "That sounds reasonable"? Sure you would.
Trying to figure out the biggest FT of these is taking way too much out of us. So we turn our Guest Judge, the great Glen Tickle of "Pretending to be on TV" who helps us determine our "FT of the Week".
And: Monica reads a subtle, realistic script...

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Watch Glen's show PretendingtoBeonTV.com which seems to not be on television. Follow Glen on Twitter (@glentickle) and his show on Facebook.
Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc. Links below.)
And if you're wondering where to find the "house-call doctor" we refer to in this episode, that's in #27 "Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!".

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Twitter: @rantmehard
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Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!
Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants

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January 1, 2012

2012 New Year Bonus: How to Improve Your Home... and Your Family Ties...

This is a special bonus feature. Happy New Year! Enjoy this uber-plausible Family Ties/Home Improvement erotica.
And, if you care for more hideous pseudo-sexiness:

In Episode 19: A disturbing J-Lo story
In Episode 13: A tale with a beret (how can that be awful?)
In Episode 10: This Backstreat Boys... novel... which was billed as an erotic story but contains no sex
One with a celeb and gorilla lust ....
Memoir of the Massive Man Missile. A tremendously well-written tale.

Subscribe, please! And rate/review us on iTunes (Use any podcast service to subscribe - feed is here).

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Twitter: @rantmehard /
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Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )/
Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) /
Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants

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December 16, 2011

Episode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife!

So... say you don't feel safe where you're living but your spouse is cool with the neighborhood - or you couldn't get your wife tickets to the final Oprah taping and know she'll be disappointed... Experts often suggest something like "communication" to resolve such situations. But that is not the road an FT wants to take! After all, communication takes time and may not guarantee results. So why not fake a rape or assault?

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Because nothing brings two people closer than drama, dishonesty and FTedness! Our esteemed Guest Judge is the fantastic comedian Jay Larson who uses his talent to crown our weekly FT winner. He is joined by The Lurker... (Find out the identity of The Lurker by clicking here.)
And we learn how to talk dirty to a man from a wannabe Barry White.
Buy Jay Larson's new album on iTunes or Amazon!
And vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below).

Subscribe, please! And rate us. Use any podcast service etc. (feed is here) including iTunes - and please tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com. And (most especially if you like us) review us on iTunes.
Twitter: @rantmehard / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants /
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October 27, 2011

Episode 24 - Get Oiled, Get Licked, Get Arrested, Get Shot Up the A!

Don't hate the game - hate the FT who oils himself up to hit on minors! Or the irresistible dude apparently possessed by a cat. A sexy, sexy cat. Which of these seductive sorcerers will take the FT crown this week?! We turn to Magician and Comedian Brian Brushwood of "Bizarre Magic", "NSFW", "Scam School" and just about everywhere else!

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Twitter: @rantmehard
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Email: info @ rantmehard.com (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca - @ShaneBee on Twitter
Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com - @MonicaHamburg on Twitter

July 1, 2011

Bonus Feature 2 - Cheers to Gorillas

We discuss and Monica reads some bad erotic literature.

Episode 8 - Get Ready For This

You won't believe what we talk about this time because we're bad, yeah, with the microphone biz.

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