About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".


And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here)
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November 10, 2012

78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer

***Please note: We're now at DazedandConvicted.com (Oh, and the show is now called "Dazed and Convicted")***

How can you enact your fetish? If you're like this week's dudes you might choose to organize a fake self-defense class in order to enjoy some soothing kicks to the privates - or you could break into your secret crush's house, terrorize her sibling and make death threats, all while aiming to stealing half-a-dozen pairs of undergarments.

Some guys are just so easy to please!

We're fortunate to have Suzy Rawsome to evaluate and judge these weirdos - and determine who is the "FT of the Week".

Plus: A Motivational Teacher.
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  • Suzy Rawsome is on Twitter: @SuzyRawsome and on Facebook (Facebook.com/SuzyRoss)
  • Her blog is: http://suzyrawsome.blogspot.ca  
  • She performs and runs a bunch of comedy nights in Vancouver - keep up to speed on her site and FB. 

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          You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

          (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

          THANKS TO:
          • Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
          • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
          • Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 78 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.
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          August 31, 2012

          68 - Hide and Go Screwy

          Gals! You like 'em, you want to be around 'em... But what if they don't want you?
          Sure, the average guy might just pack it in and call it a day - but a truly determined one would unpack and call it home.
          This week, two guys who moved in to their love's pad - without her permission or knowledge. Because there's nothing MORE romantic (or manly) than just being there. Always. Under the stairs.
          Fortunately, Comedian Cameron Buchholtz is able to assess the pathos and decide the "FT of the Week".
          Plus: "Erotic" stuff: a SUPER straight guy! (Remember that!) And a German boy (or something) gets it on (or something).  
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          • This week's stories: Bunker Guy, Trailer Man
          • Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sneaky Adventure"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  
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          Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 
          Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

          OTHER INFO:
            Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
            Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
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          August 25, 2012

          67 - Fantasy FTland

          Sometimes it's difficult to figure out the right course of action.
          Say you're drunk and could use a ride home - you might simply ask a driver to do you a solid - but you can pretty much ensure a ride if you claim your (non-existent) child has been kidnapped. And what if you get stood up on a date? You could confront your date and tell him he's a louse - but wouldn't your frustration be conveyed more effectively if you got him arrested for a crime he didn't commit?
          Comedian John Cullen judges the weirdness and decides the "FT of the Week", and we couldn't be more thankful.
          Plus: Parking lot fragrance sampling!
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          • This week's stories: Lie to Ride, Stand up gal  
          • Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sunshine version 2"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  
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          SUBSCRIBE!
          • Rate and Review us on iTunes: a positive review for us protects from the bath salt zombie apocalypse!  
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            Please help us promote by sharing the show using the 1-click Facebook, Twitter and Email icons on the Stitcher app.
          • You can use any podcast service to subscribe, btw - feed is here).
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          FIND THE HOSTS:

          Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 
          Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

          OTHER INFO:
            Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
            Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
            Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!   
             Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants 
             You can place your VOTE!
            For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)  
            (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)  

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          June 1, 2012

          Episode 55 - Bushy Arsonist vs. Lessons from a Lamebrain

          ***Note: An unusual episode this time as we don't have a guest. Still, there's lots of fun insanity. 
          Of course, if you're listening for the first time, you might want to try another one first, like #53 or #52, to get a better idea of the show (Links below.)***
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          Ah, good planning.... Never the hallmark of a FT...
          These guys are no exception.  One sets a fire - but neglects to consider a key element... Another decides to teach his friend how not to become a victim - by arming himself and breaking into his place.
          Since we are guest-less it's up to you to decide our "FT of the Week"! Contact us via Twitter, Facebook, Comment/Vote below or email us with your verdict and reasoning.
          Plus: Learn how helpful lasers can be when it comes to your branch or weapon! - AND – An erotic tranny story written by… Kanye West?
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          May 18, 2012

          Episode 53 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex

          Things that might push you over the edge: Getting fired, your partner breaking up with you, a cat urinating on your computer, arguing about how much sex you have.  Wait, what were those last two?
          This week's FTs are a baffling bunch - and the extra weirdness in the articles doesn't help things any...
          So we are most grateful to Comedian Matt Davis who lends us his wit and brilliance to decide our "FT of the Week".
          Plus: Spasmodic film descriptions.
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          March 16, 2012

          Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob?

          Robbery can be challenging. Firstly, there's all the planning that goes into it. And then, when things go wrong you have to have a back-up plan. Or else you must be able to think on the spot...
          And, of course, when you're an FT thinking might not be your strongest skill...   And you might decide to try to buy back your weapon from your intended victims or withdraw money from the bank you tried to rob just moments ago.
          Fortunately, comedian Dave Ross is able to give us some insight on these special guys and award the "FT of the Week".
          Plus, we have a bouncy little ditty about being murdered!  


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          Twitter: @rantmehard
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          CONTACT/FIND US:
          Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!
          Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
          Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
          Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)
          Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com.  
          Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants
          You can place your VOTE!
          For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll above)
          (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) 
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          February 10, 2012

          Episode 39 - God Save Your Victims vs. Gambling with the Dead

          Once again, we have some ethical dilemmas...
          If you run over someone with your car what's the protocol? Get out and help him or provide some religious insight? And if someone's advances are making you consistently uncomfortable should you report him to the police or murder him and go gambling with the body in the trunk?
          Remember: you never choose the obvious when you go full FT.
          We're thankful that Pat and Rob from the comedy podcast, "Somebody and Me" are here as our Guest Judges to provide some insight and decide the "FT of the Week".
          Plus: We envision a fake doctor call.

          • Follow Somebody and Me  on Twitter (@SomebodyFunny) and on Facebook   
          • Was this your first time listening to "The S&M Rants"? You might want to try Episode 35 next. 
          • There are more odd dillemas way back on Episode 20 with Sara Bynoe " 20 ("Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!" with Sara Bynoe). 

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          Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
          Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
          Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)
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          You can place your VOTE!
          For your choice for "FT of the Week".
          (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)


          January 13, 2012

          Episode 35 - Tase for Condiments or Shoot-it-up over a Burrito Price Increase?

          You don't get enough condiments with your burger order.  Or they raised the prices on your favorite fast-food meal.  Sure, you could just discuss your issue or accept the increase - but what would be the fun in that? Why not add some prison time to your frustration by going all "Falling Down" on them?   
          We're stumped by the FTedness of these foodies.  Thankfully, Tom Reynolds and Tim Daniels of "The Complete Guide to Everything  are here to give us their sage judgement and determine our "FT of the Week". 
          And we meet a very considerate family member

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          • The Complete Guide for Everything is at tcgte.com and on Facebook  and Twitter (@complete guide).
          • Find: Tom Reynolds on (@tomreynolds) and Tim Daniels (@yourpaltim).  
          • Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc.  Info and links below.) 
          • More fast food irrationality can be found on Episode 26 "No Meat Equals Murder" where we talk about a man who's lack of meat... made him crazy! 

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          January 1, 2012

          2012 New Year Bonus: How to Improve Your Home... and Your Family Ties...

          This is a special bonus feature.  Happy New Year! Enjoy this uber-plausible Family Ties/Home Improvement erotica. 
          And, if you care for more hideous pseudo-sexiness:

           
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          December 16, 2011

          Episode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife!

          So... say you don't feel safe where you're living but your spouse is cool with the neighborhood - or you couldn't get your wife tickets to the final Oprah taping and know she'll be disappointed... Experts often suggest something like "communication" to resolve such situations.  But that is not the road an FT wants to take! After all, communication takes time and may not guarantee results. So why not fake a rape or assault

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          Because nothing brings two people closer than drama, dishonesty and FTedness!   Our esteemed Guest Judge is the fantastic comedian Jay Larson who uses his talent to crown our weekly FT winner.  He is joined by The Lurker... (Find out the identity of The Lurker by clicking here.)
          And we learn how to talk dirty to a man from a wannabe Barry White. 
          Buy Jay Larson's new album on iTunes or Amazon
          And vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below).

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          November 25, 2011

          Episode 28 - Turn Your Feces to Gold or Frame a Bear for Murder

          When you have an epic plan - nothing can stop you. If you have a scheme that involves dressing up in a bear carcass in order to kill your ex or using your excrement to make gold - there might be some obstacles. Which one will take the "FT of The Week" title? This one's a doosey... Fortunately, comedian Eric Fell is here to lend his skill and insight. And Devon Lougheed returns to read his so very gangsta teen freestyle rap.
          Plus: You can now vote for the FTs! (below)

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          Watch Eric Fell read from the creepy "1001 Ways to be Romantic".
          And we spoke to Sara Bynoe and Devon Lougheed on Episode 20.  Listen to that awesomeness.

          Subscribe on iTunes (rate us!) and please tell your inappropriate friends about us - our site is now: rantmehard.com
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          November 18, 2011

          Episode 27 - Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!

          Who knew FTs could be so helpful?! They’re ready to show up at your door just to check your breasts and prepared to offer you a free massage via Facebook! They’s so cuddly!
          As usual, we are stumped: how can we possibly decide who will wear the FT crown this week? We are honored to have Comedian Jackie Gold as our Guest Judge to help work through our “FT of The Week” conundrum! And we have a man talking dirty confusing.
          Follow: Jackie Gold on Twitter (@iamjackiegold) and on Facebook
          Plus: You can now vote for the FTs!   (Below)

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          Subscribe on iTunes:   Rate us highly!  And please tell your inappropriate friends about us - the easy link to this site is: bit.ly/rantmehard 
          Twitter: @rantmehard  / Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants  / New Google+ Pagegplus.to/sandmrants  / Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us!  About whatever you like!  / Email: Monica (dot) Hamburg + SM (at) gmail.com / Shane: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) / Monica: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter) - Naw, we're not desperate for your attention... 

          November 11, 2011

          Episode 26 - No Meat Equals Murder!

          If at first you don’t succeed - hurt some people! This week’s FTs decide to get revenge for a lack of smokes and meat. Can you blame them?! A man without a smoke is but half a man! And the man with less meat is... well, that’s pretty self-explanatory. But who is more FTed? It’s like Sophie’s Choice in here! Thankfully, our Guest Judges, Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from Stupid Wankers return for another episode to help us out with the FT conundrum - and save us from an audio mishap. And we play you a deep, soothing lullaby.


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          September 29, 2011

          Episode 20 - Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!

          What’s more FTed: trying to get your money back because there’s no dead person - or using a dead person for drinking money? Guest judge Sara Bynoe decides! With special appearance by Devon Lougheed.


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