Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!

Making it on one job is next to impossible. That's why it's difficult to blame these guys for doing double (and triple-duty) - although they might have chosen their second job better.  This week, we have a man who spread the word of God, the ladies legs, and killed one of his parishioners. But is he more or less of a FT than a former murder, now a politician and cheesemaker, who posts an ad trying to have some people eaten?  
It's a mind-boggling choice - and that's why we're thrilled to have Sam Tripoli (of The Naughty Show) to help us crown the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Spam waxes poetic.
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Guest 

• Find Sam Tripoli at Samtripoli.com on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/samtripoli) and on Twitter (@SamTripoli)
• "The Naughty Show" (Deathsquad.tv/?cat=22) is also Twitter (@NaughtyShow) and Facebook 
• "Punch Drunk" can be found at: Toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch

Other Joy

• Stories: Pastor Love and Kill and Cheesy Murdering Politician 
• Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort ("Crooked House") From the album “MacGuffin”  (iTunes)  - Thank you! 
• Another violent FT named Love was featured on: Episode 36 - "Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back" with Matt Koff.  
• Last week, we had two guys who required more training on the basics of criminal escapades... Episode 51 - "Call The Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims" - with Chris Gore.

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Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!

Did you know that showing your goods to someone else can improve your life?  What would you say if I told you that touching yourself would improve your vocal range?  Or that using sex toys in front of your doctor would help you feel better about your body? Would you say, "That sounds reasonable"?  Sure you would.
Trying to figure out the biggest FT of these is taking way too much out of us.  So we turn our Guest Judge, the great Glen Tickle of "Pretending to be on TV" who helps us determine our "FT of the Week".
And: Monica reads a subtle, realistic script...

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• And if you're wondering where to find the "house-call doctor" we refer to in this episode, that's in #27 "Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!". 

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Episode 28 - Turn Your Feces to Gold or Frame a Bear for Murder

When you have an epic plan - nothing can stop you. If you have a scheme that involves dressing up in a bear carcass in order to kill your ex or using your excrement to make gold - there might be some obstacles. Which one will take the "FT of The Week" title? This one's a doosey... Fortunately, comedian Eric Fell is here to lend his skill and insight. And Devon Lougheed returns to read his so very gangsta teen freestyle rap.
Plus: You can now vote for the FTs! (below)


Watch Eric Fell read from the creepy "1001 Ways to be Romantic".
And we spoke to Sara Bynoe and Devon Lougheed on Episode 20.  Listen to that awesomeness.

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Episode 24 - Get Oiled, Get Licked, Get Arrested, Get Shot Up the A!

Don't hate the game - hate the FT who oils himself up to hit on minors! Or the irresistible dude apparently possessed by a cat. A sexy, sexy cat. Which of these seductive sorcerers will take the FT crown this week?! We turn to Magician and Comedian Brian Brushwood of "Bizarre Magic", "NSFW", "Scam School" and just about everywhere else! 

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Episode 22 - What Is Wrong With The Internet?!?!?!?!

You have no one to blame for your own stupidity - except the Internet!

Warning: Internet prostitutes, husbands providing security and wanna-be mixed martial artists are a dangerous combo and Facebook makes bad things happen that the Twitter ain’t done do!  Two Internet-using FTs compete for the FT of the Week title. Our judges are Dee Simon and Lance Wackerle of the Sick And Wrong Podcast. We also read a disturbing [self-servicing] fantasy. It is bad. Really bad.
We dare you...to listen.

And, hey, look! It's the Lolcats font.  Dangerous 'companionship' has never been more uproarious.

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Episode 21 - Fear the Yahtzee Reaper

Who wins at a Yahtzee game? The person who remains alive, obviously. Two EXTREME Yahtzee FTs compete for the FT of the Week title. Judged by Beth Snow. Monica rants about an imaginary insomnia affront and we lose our [fluff] by the end.

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Episode 18 - Share Your Bathroom With A Couple of Sad Clowns

We talk about another man wanting a refund for his hooker, a mother with a clever plan, our judges are sad clowns, and we let you know how to share your bathroom with complete stinky strangers. Our guest judges are Dale Zawada and Chris Ayan from Sad Clown Radio.

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Episode 16 - Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob Banks and Squirt!

This week we talk to Bruce M Campbell about how robbing banks and giving the money back compares to robbing a gas station to pay for your restaurant bill. Monica also discusses Craigslist audition ads and how they are thinly disguised (or even explicit) pron requests.


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Episode 15 - Matzoh For Sodomites and Urine Therapy

This week we talk to Steven Schwartz about a prisoner being denied matzoh, a dose of urine therapy, and we discuss the benefits of recycling for implants with Jonathon Narvey.
 We are off next week and will return on September 1st, 2011!

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Episode 14 - Calling Mom About Ambitious FTs and Righting a Wrong With Taco Bell Wrappers

This week Monica's mom makes a special appearance. We talk about FTs who really make an effort, how Taco Bell commemorates your victim's death, and Shane doles out "SHANE'S LAW!".
Thank you to:

• What Duvet Said... (Rob & Jason) and Succotash Show (Marc).
• Courtesy Flush (Monica's on this episode.)
• Sad Clown Radio
• ...and to Beth Snow who reviewed us (very nciely!) on her blog.

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Episode 13 - The Beret Is Askew When You Kill A Drunk. Have Fun.

We talk about being inappropriate, really bad planning FTs, and an awful, awful piece of erotica in which a character wears a beret.

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Episode 12 - When Not Mating With A Gold Diggin' Diva, Check Your Tupperware Containers

We talk about a crazy inmate and his sister, a bad John, free oral sex in Lousiville for some Gold Diggin Divas.

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Episode 11 - How Viagra Can Set Your House Ablaze While You Self-Service

We talk about the blame game, thanking your fantasies, and about THE MONEY MAN! THE MONEY MONEY MAN!

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Episode 7 - FTs With No Frills

We have a special guest this week - Mr. Jonathon Narvey! We rant about the FT of the week, No Frills, and the miracle of Sexy Autoplay.

Episode 5 - Japanese Toilets & Kitty Sex

We talk about [rear] lamp patents and bunk bed sex. For reals.

Episode 4 - The Chewbacca/Batman Fantasy

We discuss sexual fantasy and bad musicals. No, really, we do.

Bonus Feature - The Memoir of the Massive Man Missile

This is a special bonus segment. This story will offend you. Beware and be befuddled.

Episode 2 - Dating, Parents, and Insanity (Oh My!)

In this episode, we're talking our heads off about bad dates, insane parents, and some other random stuff that is totally awesome. Give it a listen an be amazed...!